Cow's Heart [DEMO]

A love story. With cows. And kung fu.

One sunny afternoon you gave her a flower. By evening, her beer-loving father had sold her to a Goat with a spiked mace and a three-wheeled cart. The Goat left one clue: bring enough money to the city, and maybe you will see her again.

Cow's Heart is a martial arts comedy in the spirit of old Hong Kong kung fu films. Work, starve, fight, dance and suffer your way to true love.

Fight like a bull

Punch, kick and roll through fast close-range brawls. Take on protection-money gangs, bearded thugs, and a Goat who does not fight fair.

Kung fu is expensive

A wise old master with very long horns will teach you everything he knows. One paid move at a time. Save money, learn a flying kick, go broke, repeat.

Village life is hard

Harvest crops, deliver goods, chop wood. Jobs change every day: some pay well, some barely buy lunch.

Keep an eye on hunger, stamina and morale. Every food works differently. Beer and lottery tickets lift your spirits. Getting sick costs a fortune.

Buy a bicycle to work faster. It will break. Probably twice.

One scratch-off lottery ticket per day. The odds are printed right on it. You will buy it anyway.

Not every love story ends the way you expect

Multiple endings, including a secret one for players stubborn enough to beat the Goat way too early.

❤️ Support Cow's Heart

Cow's Heart is made by just one person with big dreams and an empty wallet (much like our hero). Every line of code, every pixel, and every bad cow pun is crafted by a single developer. If you laugh, cry, or get punched in this game, please consider supporting us:

• Donate what you want — every coin goes straight into development, more kung fu moves, and better cow puns.
• Follow this page — you will be notified the moment new updates drop.
• Share with a friend — word of mouth is our strongest weapon (second only to the flying kick).

Your support keeps the bull charging. Thank you, and see you in the city. 🐂

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